Friday's Feast #147

I have asked Mommy to answer these with me today.

Appetizer - What do you consider to be the ultimate snack food?

Zoey: At the risk of repeating myself, beef Temptations.

Mommy: Peanut M&Ms

Soup - On a scale of 1 to 10 (with 10 as highest), about how popular is your last name?
Zoey: What's a last name? Is that the word that Mommy tags on when she's yelling at me for doing something wrong?

Mommy: Probably about a 9.

Salad - Who is your all-time favorite sitcom character, and why?

Zoey: Is Itchy the mouse or is that Scratchy? Whichever one is the mouse, that's the one I choose. He looks delicious, I mean, devious.

Mommy: Fonzie. Who doesn't love the Fonz!?! Plus, we had a cat named after him when I was young. He was good cat and let me dress him in baby clothes and carry him around in a baby carrier. Now that's love.

Main Course - Do you shop online? If so, name some sites you like to browse for goodies.

Zoey: Does a cat purr? Amazon.com, Ebay, Petco, Petsmart

Mommy: Absolutely. 1-800petmeds, Petco, Petsmart... holy cow, I don't have a life.

Dessert - Fill in the blank: I think ___________ should be ___________.

Zoey: Mommy says the sentence cannot contain the words "beef" and "Temptations." Geez, that ruined what I was going to say, so now I have to start over. I think my bowl should be full of bee.... (sigh) ... I think every meal should be bee... (heavy sigh) I think I should be able to eat be... geez, I think this question should be easier to answer than this.

Mommy: I think the world should be over Paris Hilton. (Eight hours of being trapped in a car listening to talk radio where she's the main subject will do that to a person. Isn't there something else of importance going on in the world?)