Some of you already know this, but for those that haven't heard yet: Mommy and Daddy are off to visit a meezer kitten this weekend and see about bringing it home. Now, some of us think they are crazy, but overall beans and kitties have been very supportive. Given the event, I thought the furballs and I would list the thirteen reasons why Mommy is getting a meezer:
1. None of us are "talkers." The furballs disagree with this one and claim to be talkers, but I've heard them. They don't hardly say a peep except for when Mommy is dishing up food, they are stalking a fly, they have control of the infamous ratty pink boa (and then it's more growl than talk) or they have gotten "lost" in another room and need to find where everyone is.
2. Daddy can't say "no" to her (except, strangely enough, about getting a stroller).
3. There's still two square inches of space left on the bed at night.
4. There are still some things left on the shelves that haven't been knocked over and/or broken.
5. The people who make Science Diet, Temptations and Fancy Feast need her to single-handedly keep them in business.
6. There is still at least one night each week that she doesn't wake up to the sound of yaking, crying or fighting.
7. She is still able to navigate the stairs even though we have tried everything in our power to be underfoot when she goes down them.
8. There's still one finger left to count with when she tries to keep track of us when we get to venture outside.
9. She's having a mid-life crisis and is trying to relive her youth when she had a meezer named Bogie.
10. Daddy got a raise at work and Mommy needs to spend the extra money before he realizes that he could get something.
11. Daddy wanted to name something "cha-ching" and we all had names.
12. The V-E-T needs a vacation home and someone has to pay for it.
13. Mommy and Daddy still have room in their heart to love another kitty.
1. None of us are "talkers." The furballs disagree with this one and claim to be talkers, but I've heard them. They don't hardly say a peep except for when Mommy is dishing up food, they are stalking a fly, they have control of the infamous ratty pink boa (and then it's more growl than talk) or they have gotten "lost" in another room and need to find where everyone is.
2. Daddy can't say "no" to her (except, strangely enough, about getting a stroller).
3. There's still two square inches of space left on the bed at night.
4. There are still some things left on the shelves that haven't been knocked over and/or broken.
5. The people who make Science Diet, Temptations and Fancy Feast need her to single-handedly keep them in business.
6. There is still at least one night each week that she doesn't wake up to the sound of yaking, crying or fighting.
7. She is still able to navigate the stairs even though we have tried everything in our power to be underfoot when she goes down them.
8. There's still one finger left to count with when she tries to keep track of us when we get to venture outside.
9. She's having a mid-life crisis and is trying to relive her youth when she had a meezer named Bogie.
10. Daddy got a raise at work and Mommy needs to spend the extra money before he realizes that he could get something.
11. Daddy wanted to name something "cha-ching" and we all had names.
12. The V-E-T needs a vacation home and someone has to pay for it.
13. Mommy and Daddy still have room in their heart to love another kitty.
